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Vita Mea Not Related to Health Supplement
By Fr. Dennis | July 16, 2003
The name of this website, vita mea, is in no way affilliated with the food supplement you may have seen on TV. Their spokesmodel is pictured here, along with the text of their latest commercial. I have reason to believe that their health claims have not been evaluated by the US Food and Drug Administration. Caveat emptor.
Hello friends.
I’m your Vitameatavegamin girl.
Are you tired, run-down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?
The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle.
Vitameatavegamin.
Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains
Vitamins
Meat
Vegatables
and Minerals.
Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health.
All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal.
Mmmmmmm…..
It’s so tasty, too!
Tastes just like candy!
So why don’t you join all the happy, peppy people and get a great big bottle of Vitameatavegamin tomorrow!
That’s Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)
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